Do you feel too taxed with Forthcoming budget ?
May be, But you can relax with some tax-free humour.
Q: What are you doing?
Ans.: Business.
Tax: PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX!
Q: What are you doing in Business?
Ans.: Selling the Goods.
Tax: PAY SALES TAX!!
Q.: From where are you getting Goods?
Ans.: From other States/Abroad
Tax: PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI!
Q.: What are you getting by Selling Goods?
Ans.: Profit.
Tax: PAY INCOME TAX!
Q.: How do you distribute profit?
Ans: By way of dividends
Tax: Pay dividend distribution Tax
Q.: Where do you Manufacture the Goods?
Ans.: Factory.
Tax: PAY EXCISE DUTY!
Q.: Do you have Office / Warehouse/ Factory?
Ans.: Yes
Tax: PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX!
Q.: Do you have Staff?
Ans.: Yes
Tax: PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX!
Cool Q.: Doing business in Millions?
Ans.: Yes
Tax: PAY TURNOVER TAX!
Ans: No
Tax: Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax
Q.: Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?
Ans.: Yes, for Salary.
Tax: PAY CASH HANDLING TAX!
Q.: Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner?
Ans.: Hotel
Tax: PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX!
Q.: Are you going Out of Station for Business?
Ans.: Yes
Tax: PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX!
Q.: Have you taken or given any Service/s?
Ans.: Yes
Tax: PAY SERVICE TAX!
Q.: How come you got such a Big Amount?
Ans.: Gift on birthday.
Tax: PAY GIFT TAX!
Q.: Do you have any Wealth?
Ans.: Yes
Tax: PAY WEALTH TAX!
Q.: To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?
Ans.: Cinema or Resort.
Tax: PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX!
Q.: Have you purchased House?
Ans.: Yes
Tax: PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE!
Q.: How you Travel?
Ans.: Bus
Tax: PAY SURCHARGE!
Cool Q.: Any Additional Tax?
Ans.: Yes
Tax: PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL Government’s TAX!!!
Q.: Delayed any time paying Any Tax?
Ans.: Yes
Tax: PAY INTEREST & PENALTY!
A common man: Can you let me die in peace now?
Ans: Yes. Just wait. We are about to launch the funeral tax!!!
